Putting Blawnox on the map.

Statement of purpose:

We exist to put Blawnox on the map. When we tell people we live in Blawnox, the common response; "Do you know Eileen from Blawnox???!?!? Hahaha, lol, haha!!!!!!111" Fuck you. This hidden gem of a borough deserves to be known for more than Eileen who calls into 96.1. Though we would love to meet and party with this woman, Blawnox is Pittsburgh, and vice versa. Our interests and intentions are as diverse as Blawnox itself. To be clear, we are not native Blawnoxians. We are transplants. But we're thankful for the opportunity to experience the ecstasy that is Blawnox. It's as fun to say as it is to live here. One more bar and a fast food joint in Blawnox and no one would know the difference between the Southside and Blawnox. If you were blinfolded and dropped off, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

An introductory, yet incomplete (because we may get drunk and we refuse to be held responsible for tangents we may go off on) list of what to expect follows...

1. To talk about how awesome Blawnox is.

2. To talk about things we like.

3. To crush on things we hate.

4. To bitch about 28.

Blawgnox. Where you can share your beer with a dog at a bar.